posts from phones

I truly feel like RevRun by doing this but thought it an important factor of our generation of internet carrying mobile users. Though typing on my new Blackberry is taking some time to get used to, I can feel myself getting used to all this pretty quickly.

I didn't think that having a BB was all that useful but now by holding this product in my hand and being able to navigate the far corners on this earth... Well I'm impressed!is this what it is?? Is this where the addiction to a Crackberry begins?? We'll have to see.

GOD'S RESIGNATION SPEECH by Lucas Kavner

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Dear World,

I appreciate speaking directly to you, the people I live above, as your God. People who know me know that besides faith and family, nothing's more important to me than the world I created in seven days. Serving her people is the greatest honor I could imagine in the world. The one that I created, I mean, as God.

Earth's mission? − to contribute to the Universe. It's really strategic IN the universe as the air crossroads OF the universe, as a gatekeeper of the universe. Bold visionaries knew this: Earth is a really important planet. This planet, blessed with air, water, wildlife, minerals, New Jersey, AND oil and gas. It's energy, you know what I mean? EN-ER-GY. I gave you energy.

So to serve the Earth is a really intense responsibility, because I know in my soul that Earth is of such import in our very volatile universe. And you know me by now, I promised a couple thousand years ago to show MY independence...that's why I rested on the seventh day. That was foreshadowing.

All in all, I think pretty much everyone can agree that I did my job to the best of abilities. My Earth accomplishments speak for themselves. I worked tirelessly for the Earth. Think of all the great stuff I've made in my time as God:

− Fire

− The Renaissance

− Mario Batali

− the iPhone

People rag on me a lot. I mean a lot of people love me, but generally I get a lot of flak. It's pretty insane − my staff and I spend most of our day dealing with other people's PETTY grievances instead of progressing our planet now. I know I promised no more "lording as usual," but THIS isn't what anyone had in mind for EARTH.

Generally, I now think I can do more for the planet as just a guy who used to be God instead of the guy who currently is God, you know what I mean by this? Life is too short to compromise time and resources...it may be tempting and more comfortable to keep your God-head down, plod along, and appease those who demand, "Sit down and shut up," but that's the worthless, easy path − that's a quitter's way out. You can't sit down and shut up when you're God, which is why when I'm not God anymore, I can stand up and do other stuff, like not doing stuff, which is also important, yes?

You betcha.

And besides, a problem in our country today is apathy. It would be apathetic for me to just hunker down and "go with the flow." So by stepping down as God I'm avoiding the flow, which makes me a better God. This makes sense for a lot of reasons, reasons of which I will not go into now for fear of giving in to pressure. And I am not one to "give in to pressure from other people."

I'm not really a "person" anyway.

So, as of tomorrow, my assistant Ashley will step in as God. I think it is obvious she will carry out my duties admirably and goodly. And it is my promise to you that I will always be standing by, ready to assist. We have a good, positive agenda for Earth.

In closing I'd simply like to repeat the words of General MacArthur, a great, big General of the United States Army many years ago. He said, "We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction."

And that's exactly what I am doing here today.

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via mcsweeneys

*jenky

They Want Me On Board! Well...sort of.

Currently sitting at my desk. Should be copying more DVDs for the archives, but felt I needed to share this with the rest of the 20 somethings before I moved on with my day.

Turns out my supervisor's been reading my mind. She wants me on board after the internship program so that I can finish what I've started, and keep productive until I find a job. No pay, but that's fine. To be invited to continue my work here at the Getty is an honor within itself.

Thinking I'll do part time, and take French extension courses at UCLA or something on the side.

Even though I'm learning how to think on my feet when things don't go according to plan, I'm realizing that it's still smart to have one anyway so that your mind doesn't wander and you keep your eye on the prize.

With that being said, hope all you guys are pushing forward. Play hard, work even harder.

-J

Lego house attempt for James May's Toy Stories

July 23, 2009

TOP Gear presenter James May is looking for volunteers to help him build a new house in Surrey - but one made entirely out of Lego bricks.

As part of his BBC series James May’s Toy Stories, he plans to build a two-storey house in the middle of Denbies Wine Estate in Dorking.

On Friday, more than three million Lego bricks were delivered to the vineyard in preparation for the task.

Denbies marketing and business development manager, Jeanette Simpson, said: “The millions of bricks came all the way from the Czech Republic. The house will be life-size with a staircase, toilet and shower.”

May will be hosting a building day on Saturday, August 1, when members of the public can help him with the challenge.

The event follows two other successful toy challenges which saw May build the world’s first Plasticine garden, winning the People’s Choice Award at the Chelsea Flower Show, and also the world’s largest model plane.

Anyone interested in taking part in the Lego house build should e-mail their contact details to lego@plumpictures.co.uk.

via geekology.com

*jenky

Resident Evil Zombie Shirt

i want one.

*jenky

teeheheee